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>> Lower NormandyLower Normandy Property GuideLower Normandy is France's leading producer of turnips, and breeds more horses than any other region. They must like the turnips. The region also leads in the production of butter, apples, leeks and flax, but has yet to combine these into a successful regional dish. William the Conqueror, Duke of Normandy and was also known as William the Bastard. William's dad was Robert the Magnificent, so Will's nickname must have come as a disappointment to him. Will's missus, Matilda, was only 4'2" tall and in 1066 she became England's smallest Queen. Matilda was famous for her long pig-tails. (Though, Matilda being vertically-challenged, they may in fact have been normal-length pig-tails). Legend has it, that Will courted Tilly by dragging her off her horse by her pig-tails. It must have been the turnips. Willy and Tilly were also cousins, and the Pope was not at all happy about their union. Will soon smoothed matters over by building the Pope the Abbey of Saint Étienne at Caen. Everyone has a price, even the Pope. Will was buried at Saint Étienne, but his bones were scattered twice, once during the Wars of Religion and again, just for good measure, during the Revolution (see our guide to Ile-de-France). Despite all this upheaval, the Abbey custodians are pretty sure they still have his left leg. Willy and Tilly co-star in the Bayeux Embroidery (yeah, you needle-workers, I've done my research.) In the world's first embroidered comic-strip, Norman-Man does battle with evil mastermind Harold Godwinson. You can tell the good guys from the bad guys because the Saxons all have moustaches, while the Normans shaved the back of their heads. Mmm sexy. How Harold actually met his end is the subject of some debate. The Latin text "Ladies and gentlemen, we got him!" appears over three mortally-wounded Saxons: one (as you know) with an arrow in his eye, one with a spear through his chest, and one with his legs chopped off. One modern theory is that they're all Harold, which suggests that the Norman army was nothing if not thorough. Further mystery surrounds the scene in which a priest is seen slapping a lady called Ælfgifu, while two naked men crouch nearby, one shamelessly displaying his meat-and-two-veg. One theory is that the scene may depict a well-known celebrity sex scandal of the day. If this is so, it suggests that prurient, invasive journalism was already rife in the eleventh century, though unlike today's paparazzi, the Bayeux needleworkers would have had to embroider really quickly to be sure of getting a scoop. A Victorian reproduction of the Bayeux Embroidery hangs in Reading Museum, and is accurate in every detail, except that they gave meat-and-two-veg man some pants. The Victorians weren't great turnip-eaters. Even more mystery surrounds the Embroidery's missing panels. Apparently, two sequels were planned, provisionally entitled The Bayeux Supremacy and The Bayeux Ultimatum.
In more recent times, Lower Normandy has produced a saint and a helicopterist-person. St. Thérèse of Lisieux was born in Alençon, and is the patron saint of florists, tuberculosis, Cheyenne (Wyoming) and aviators. Paul Cornu, also of Lisieux, achieved the first manned helicopter flight in 1907. As pilot and only passenger, Paul had to announce to himself, "We will be flying at an altitude of 30cm and arriving at our destination of just over there in approximately 20 seconds."
Lower Normandy LocationLower Normandy is located on the North Coast of France. To the North is the English Channel and on the East Upper Normandy. To the South, Lower Normandy borders Brittany, Western Loire and Centre regions. A predominantly rural area favoured by British buyers. There are 3 departments: Orne, Manche and Calvados.
Lower Normandy LandscapeWith about 600 kilometres of coastline there is a wonderful
mixture of cliffs, pebbly coves and long stretches of golden sands - this
has always been a popular destination for holidaymakers. The Cherbourg peninsula
is renowned for family holidays - the most top destinations being Deauville,
Trouville, and Cabourg. The Gulf Stream warms the sea here!
Lower Normandy AttractionsApart
from the many and varied beaches around the coastline, there are plenty of
activities to enjoy. The D-Day landings in Normandy, France on June 6, 1944 were
the focus of the largest and most complex invasion ever attempted. There are
many D-Day sites to be visited including:
Weather/ClimateWeather is similar to the South of England with distinct seasons. Perhaps slightly warmer and sunnier in the Summer! The countryside is green so it does rain.
Getting thereBy road: PopulationJust under 1.5 million inhabitants
Major TownsCaen Prices(August 2006)Coastal properties are more expensive. More Lower Normandy articles << Click here
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